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Round Two: Gokul Goes to School, Gets Beat Up

February 13th, 2010 Comments off

I guess I won Round One, because my opponent swapped fighters for Round Two. The overly loquacious and giggly Gokul Sriram opened with weak blows – personal insults, feigned misunderstanding, and challenging my claims and others’ with a lame analogy about milk. He closed even weaker, embarrassing himself by giggling into a fetal position. Gokul is just adorable! I reluctantly accept him as a student. I will do my best to school him. Read more…