Remote Backup’s CEO Has Green Lunch, Complains about Mozy’s Twitter Contest

Rob Cosgrove, CEO of Remote Backup Systems, Inc. usually orders out for lunch. Today, however, would be very different.

“You see, the old Amerisuites Hotel just outside our parking lot was recently converted to a Hyatt,” explained Cosgrove, folding and refolding his paper napkin, “It’s much nicer now. They have a small bistro and sell sandwiches.”

RBS contacted a Hyatt spokesperson for comment. (We sent Liz over to speak with the desk clerk.) “My boyfriend worked at night when it was Amerisuites,” said Amy, “And it was, like, wow, gross; I would bring him dinner and the place was, like, all trashy and stuff.”

Like, wow! These simple words set Cosgrove thinking – Why not take a bold step, maybe thirty bold steps, from RBS’ office to the Hyatt to buy a shrink-wrapped Honey Baked Ham Sandwich with provolone cheese, and stone ground mustard, instead of ordering out! This would save time and fuel, while lessening the normal impact of Rob’s lunch on the environment.

This simple idea quickly evolved into Rob’s Green Lunch. “Sure, going green has cost me about twice as much as my normal lunch,” Cosgrove burped, “And, it doesn’t taste as good, and I think I saw something moving inside there. But hey, like, wow, I’m feeling much better about the environmental impact of my lunch.”

Then Cosgrove started to rant, uncontrollably off topic, “I guessed that Mozy Twitter contest correctly. I got all the clues right. I sent in my answer, and I did NOT win. What a rip. Then Mozy gave MY prize to some guy named Eric, and claimed he was the ONLY one who guessed correctly! I am canceling my subscription immediately. Mozy Schmozy!”

For more information, see the company’s website at http://remote-backup.com

About Remote Backup Systems Inc.

Remote Backup Systems Inc. is the global leader in providing turnkey online backup software solutions to businesses and IT Service providers. RBS defines success as providing leading edge functionality, best-in-class customer support, and an unwavering commitment to product quality and customer satisfaction. With a twenty-one year history in Remote Backup technologies, RBS is headquartered in Memphis, Tennessee.

If you would like more information on this topic, or to schedule an interview with Rob Cosgrove or his psychiatrist, please phone Liz Greenup at (901) 388-5988 or email liz@remote-backup.com

 

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